November Horoscopes


Madi Wilkerson, Co-Managing Editor

It’s once again turkey season, and the stars are speaking. Don’t shoot the messenger, just the turkeys, please.  

Aquarius: Jan.20th- Feb.18th: You may become vegan this month. No, not because killing turkeys is sad, but because That Vegan Teacher looked into your soul. Don’t worry though, more turkey for the rest of us!

Pisces: Feb. 19th- March 20th: Is November the time to start listening to Christmas music? It is not, please wait until December, the rest of us would like to stay sane. 

Aries: March 21st- April 19th: This is your time to indulge. Thanksgiving is the time that you can go get as many plates of food as you want without being judged. Take advantage of that!! It’s not every day that you get to go back for your 27th plate of stuffing and cranberry sauce.

Taurus: April 20th-May 20th: You will have a chance to share the wishbone with Leo! What good fun!! Have your wish ready, you might win… 

Gemini: May 21st-June 20th: You may want to start reading some new books, I can give you a place to start. It’s called a cookbook, happy cooking!

Cancer: June 21st- July 22nd: November is all about turkeys, so do what any other person would do and make a pinecone turkey! Can’t go wrong with some fall arts and crafts.

Leo: July 23rd- August 22nd: Taurus is plotting against you. Taurus will offer to share the wishbone with you to see who will win, they know it is not you, fight hard to win.

Virgo: Aug. 23rd- Sept. 22nd: Who cares if Halloween was last month, have some fun and dress up for Thanksgiving. Pull out that old ladybug costume your mom put you in as a child! Everyone would be so delighted to see you in it again!!

Libra: Sept. 23- Oct. 22nd: It’s still fall, so you know what that means. Time for more pumpkins. Bring home some pumpkins to put in your front yard! Your parents would love it, I mean who doesn’t want their kid to help decorate? Oh, and strategically place them in the yard so when you move them, there will be a nice pattern in the grass from it having no sun!

Scorpio: Oct. 23rd- Nov. 21st: It’s your time to shine! Participate in the Fall Fine Arts Show. I bet they need a soloist to sing for them!

Sagittarius: Nov. 22- Dec. 21st: Mr. Dillard always says, “sharing is caring!” So show him you care and bring him an entire turkey. All of you. Fill his office with Thanksgiving turkeys. 

Capricorn: Dec. 22nd- Jan. 19th: You may want to look into finding some new fall outwear, it’s time to refresh your closet! Add some nice shades of blue and white to your collection, not cream though!!