November Horoscopes


Arden Montjoy, Features Editor

This month, I have once again been gifted with the readings of the stars. Gobble, gobble or whatever.

Aquarius: Jan.20th- Feb.18th: Fall is in the air! You know what else could be in the air? All of your fall scented candles! All of them, all at once. Mmmmm fall.
Pisces: Feb. 19th- March 20th: This month you might be tempted to sink into your internal, idealistic world. While this is very fun, it’s often good to emerge from this every once in a while and interact with the outside world. You’d be surprised how tolerable it is. Sometimes.
Aries: March 21st- April 19th: November is the month where you will encounter a great journey. However, this time could you not break into private property? When I say ‘great journey’ I mean like a vacation or something, not a felony.
Taurus: April 20th-May 20th: This is your month, dear Taurus. Expect rest and peace from the festivities of November. I do sense that there may be opposition in your time of rest, however, so just have your headphones in at all times. Block out the criticism, baby! Can’t disapprove if I can’t hear you! >:)
Gemini: May 21st-June 20th: This time of the year can be difficult for the Gemini. I understand the struggle you experience each year. The fact that November is both pumpkin spice and peppermint mocha at the same time! Go with your heart and enjoy either one; you choose your fate.
Cancer: June 21st- July 22nd: Beware of leaf piles. Not because of people hiding to scare you, but because you never know how long they’ve been sitting there. You really want to jump into wet, ant-covered leaves? Nobody has time for that.
Leo: July 23rd- August 22nd: Christmas time is here! It’s time to decorate the tree, put up the lights, hang the stockings, and go all out! What’s that? We still have Thanksgiving? No, don’t let the naysayers get in your way!
Virgo: Aug. 23rd- Sept. 22nd: It is only November, but it might be advantageous for Virgo to get a head start on Christmas shopping. If you get it done now, you don’t have to worry about it later! And we both know you will worry about it later.
Libra: Sept. 23- Oct. 22nd: If you haven’t already, you might consider a trip to the apple orchard this month. Not to necessarily pick apples or enjoy apple related treats, but to mainly hide in the trees and scare passersby. This is just to add some variation to your routine.
Scorpio: Oct. 23rd- Nov. 21st: It is a sad time for the Scorpio because Halloween is over. It’s okay. You mustn’t mourn the passing of yet another Halloween, but instead, start planning for next year! Never. Too. Early.
Sagittarius: Nov. 22- Dec. 21st: With the changing leaves and fall air, a trip to the mountains might be a great idea for the Sagittarius. However, instead of spending the trip trying to prove Bigfoot’s existence, how about you just relax. It really would benefit you greatly.

Capricorn: Dec. 22nd- Jan. 19th: The holiday season might not be your cup of tea, Capricorn, but I’m here to tell you that this is your year to fully immerse yourself in all of the stereotypical fall outings. Go on a hayride, bake a pie, or eat a pinecone. That’s what fall is all about. Right?