December Ho-ho-horoscopes
December 2, 2021
Happy Holidays Blazers!! The north star in particular has once again blessed me with visions of this festive season for each of the signs. They just so happen to correspond with popular Christmas songs. What a coincidence! Answers at the bottom!
Aquarius: Jan.20th- Feb.18th: December has its ups and downs. Some days you may be the brightest light in the pack, other days you may find yourself left out of all the human games. But remember Aquarius, your special talent may be the one thing that saves the day.
Pisces: Feb. 19th- March 20th: Warmer temperatures may threaten a new relationship with a formally dressed cool character. His eyes may seem dark, but they are full of the magic of friendship. Or they’re just empty. But that’s for you to decide!
Aries: March 21st- April 19th: This year if we are to get snow, don’t worry about a jacket, Aries, just worry about huddling together for warmth. Your friendships and togetherness will bring all the heat you need. Hope you like flurries!
Taurus: April 20th-May 20th: Taurus, this year is the year where you get to define yourself. You always take a unique spin on the classics, and this holiday season is no different. Just listening to the sound of this makes me think of Christmas and how much it rocks.
Gemini: May 21st-June 20th: Gemini, you are notorious for being indecisive, but this month you will have an epiphany of what you want for Christmas. It will be crystal clear to you and will be all you want this holiday season. Beware, however, that you are equipped to care for a large, semiaquatic mammal.
Cancer: June 21st- July 22nd: December will be the month, dear Cancer, you take a stand against the evils of regifting, especially when it comes to matters of the heart. Be sure to save your best gifts for the most special people in your life.
Leo: July 23rd- August 22nd: This is your time to explore your love for percussion, Leo. You will discover that music can be a gift and can bring great joy to those around you.
Virgo: Aug. 23rd- Sept. 22nd: This Christmas can be whatever you want it to be, dear Virgo. I do hope, however, that in whatever manner you celebrate, you are able to take a step back and look at the littler, but significant, things in life and feel some peace and airiness this time of year.
Libra: Sept. 23- Oct. 22nd: Take some time for yourself, dear Libra, to enjoy the winter weather lest there be snow. Don’t spend all your time waiting under a certain parasitic holiday staple. I can assure you that there will be other shawtys.
Scorpio: Oct. 23rd- Nov. 21st: Colors are going to be very important for you this month. You may start off seeking crimson and viridescent foliage, but you may end up with a cobalt Christmas. Don’t spend all your time seeking someone’s presents, however, because you may find what you seek in someone’s presence. See what I did there?
Sagittarius: Nov. 22- Dec. 21st: While we may be in high school and know that presents come from Amazon, you, dear Sagittarius, never forget who we celebrate when we see what we got for Christmas. This ditty, in every sense of the word, fully encapsulates how you truly feel about the season, even though its singers are most often found catching rays.
Capricorn: Dec. 22nd- Jan. 19th: This time of year is truly made for you Capricorn. Everything about Christmas is great, but it’s the decorations that really make it so special for you. While I do understand you are enamored with the beauty of the season, please do not try to eat the lights off of the Christmas tree. That may take your love for Christmas trees a bit too far.
Aquarius: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Pisces: Frosty the Snowman
Aries: Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
Taurus: Jingle Bell Rock
Gemini: I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
Cancer: Last Christmas
Leo: Little Drummer Boy
Virgo: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Libra: Mistletoe by Justin Bieber
Scorpio: Blue Christmas
Sagittarius: Little Saint Nick
Capricorn: Oh Christmas Tree