It’s been a long time coming, but The Forge News is excited to announce the return of Overheard in the Hallway! Whether it be something about spoons or something about cheese, The Forge has heard it all.
(Walks up) “I like cheese” (Walks off)
(In the best Obi Wan Kenobi voice) “Hello there.”
“That’s where I should draw the line… but I’m not a good artist.”
“I was gonna do my work in *puff*… y’know like d-WAH for Digital Workplace Applications… but *puff* for Personal Finance.”
“Stop petting my foot!”
“Hey! I’m 6 foot when I wear these shoes!”
“ADAM… You just left me!”
(No…! Adam, come back!)
“Field day in the gym! It’s a party, not a prison.”
“I have the (pauses to think) the reflexes of a praying mantis.”
(Praying mantis are scary… editor’s note: what’s the plural of praying mantis?)
“Brah, I can’t hear you, we want Mrs. LaPoe to hear you Milly Rock.”
“If he comes to take my printer we’re jumping him.”
“I hope I get my diploma today ’cause I am not comin’ back.”
“Grand theft auto is such a cool name.”
“Your mom saw me without a watch on… holy crap.”
“I’m twisting my hair… DIEGO YOU SUCK AT THIS!”
(Poor Diego…)
“I’m not religiously Buddhist.”
