It’s once again turkey season, and the stars are speaking. Don’t shoot the messenger, just the turkeys, please.
Aquarius: Jan.20th- Feb.18th: You may become vegan this month. No, not because...
Dearest Blazers, the year is coming to a close and with it, my writing of these horoscopes. For my farewell, I present to you the signs as cringe yearbook quotes. You're welcome.
Aquarius: Jan.20th- Feb.18th:...
Ah April, the time for seniors to figure out whether or not they passed their Senior Capstone. This month, I have been blessed with the knowledge of why each of the signs actually failed their project....
Ah March, a time of change and, if you’re a senior, cramming for senior capstone. Fortunately, I have been given what each of the signs senior capstone should be (or should have been; sorry seniors).
Happy Holidays Blazers!! The north star in particular has once again blessed me with visions of this festive season for each of the signs. They just so happen to correspond with popular Christmas songs....
Love is in the air, Blazers, and with it comes this month’s horoscopes. The stars have kindly bestowed upon me the knowledge of each sign's ideal partner. This month could be the month you find that perfect someone.
Welcome back to school Blazers! It’s a new year and what better way to celebrate than to see what your New Year’s resolutions are. This is what they should be, at least. I did talk to the universe,...
