March Horoscopes
March 2, 2023
March
The stars are here again with your monthly horoscope of March…
Aquarius: Jan.20th- Feb.18th: Look out for leprechauns (aka redheads)
Pisces: Feb. 19th- March 20th: Everyone says there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, be looking for your pot of gold!
Aries: March 21st- April 19th: For spring break you should definitely take a hike! Go to Paris Mountain! A walk around the block doesn’t count as a hike by the way…
Taurus: April 20th-May 20th: Taurus, this season will bring you major allergies. It’s almost spring! Take your allergy medicine!
Gemini: May 21st-June 20th: If you are looking for a change this season it may be new shoes! It’s never a bad time to spoil yourself, maybe it’s not shoes. Yes, buying Reese’s eggs is spoiling yourself. Go get ‘em, tiger!
Cancer: June 21st- July 22nd: It may be time to look into getting a job, many good starter jobs would be Publix or Chick-Fil-A.
Leo: July 23rd- August 22nd: This is your sign to calm your obsession with the Stanley cup! Why do you think drinking out of a portable BARREL is trendy? Plus we all know it’s not water in that cup…
Virgo: Aug. 23rd- Sept. 22nd: Yes, the 3rd season of Outer Banks just came out, but that doesn’t mean you need to make your personality off of one of the characters…
Libra: Sept. 23- Oct. 22nd: This quarter is almost over, make sure you get all your work done and in unless you truly want to repeat whatever year you are in!
Scorpio: Oct. 23rd- Nov. 21st: Read the posters around the school more. I know it’s a habit to just pass them, but there can be some really good info out there!
Sagittarius: Nov. 22- Dec. 21st: GMC is your lucky space! Saint Patrick’s day is all about luck and guess where you are the most… GMC!!!
Capricorn: Dec. 22nd- Jan. 19th: Make sure to wear green on Saint Patties day, you don’t want to get pinched!