October Horror-scopes

October+Horror-scopes

Arden Montjoy, Features Editor

Here is your special edition spooky horror-scope. What will this season of the witch bring you? This month’s edition comes with references to different scary movies. Can you guess them all? Answers are at the bottom!

 
 
Aquarius: (Jan. 20th- Feb.18th): This is the month for the Aquarius to embrace their water-sign, travel to exotic locations and be open to new discoveries. Don’t be surprised when you meet someone near a dark lagoon. Don’t trust your safety to your traveling companions and be prepared for vigorous exercise if pursued.
 
Pisces: (Feb.19th-March 20th): For the Pisces, following your fish-sign may bring cal-amity to your island. While water typically provides you strength, a wise Pisces will avoid salt-water for this whole month in order to keep their peace and pieces together. Seriously, don’t go in the water!
 
Aries: (March 21st-April 19th): You want to connect with your inner child, but you don’t know where to start. I have the answer! A new toy might just lift your spirits. Maybe lock up your kitchen knives though.
 
Taurus: (April 20th- May 20th): I wish you sweet dreams during this month of darkness. Be warned, however, as you never know who might be there when you close your eyes. Mistakes from the past may come back to haunt you, so it’s really best to avoid the letters F and K.
 
Gemini: (May 21st- June 20th): Can’t wait until spring for prom? Throw your own dance this month! You should definitely run for prom court as well. Best to pick an outfit that is resistant to stains. Also, should you win prom king/queen, danger could come from above.
 
Cancer: (June 21st- July 22nd): This month, a lakeside getaway is just around the corner. There is something else around the corner as well, and he’s a little too into hockey. Just focus on the crystal clear lake.
 
Leo: (July 23rd-Aug. 22nd): This month, you will encounter a once-in-a lifetime opportunity to stay at a beautiful mountain resort. Focus on relaxing pursuits like writing a novel or riding a bike. Make sure to ignore the voices while you’re there, though. And maybe don’t take the elevators.
 
Virgo: (Aug 23rd-Sept. 22): Now is the time where you can get closer to others, even if they don’t know you are watching them. I mean, you always are watching, but they don’t need to know that. That black jumpsuit really works for you by the way.
 
Libra: (Sept. 23- Oct. 22nd): This is going to be your time to meet new friends and explore new spaces. Find someone who is funny and has an eccentric sense of style, maybe a redhead who enjoys makeup. No matter the adventure, have no fear!
 
Scorpio: (Oct. 23rd- Nov. 21st): Scorpios can expect a fun-filled Fall trip to a family farmhouse in the Lonestar state this month. Beware of the neighbors and avoid contact with any and all farm or tree cutting tools, it could spell disaster.
 
Sagittarius: (Nov. 22- Dec. 21st): This is the month for you to pour yourself into your creative scientific pursuits. Trust your instincts and pull together all the parts of your project–reduce, reuse, recycle! A lucky spark will be the key to your work becoming alive with potential.
 
Capricorn: (Dec. 22nd- Jan. 19th): This is going to be your month to take your time to focus on peace and quiet, especially the quiet. Make sure, in addition to setting aside quiet time, you listen to the advice of others. It might surprise you how valuable and lifesaving this advice might be.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Answers!
Aquarius: Creature from the Black Lagoon
Pisces: Jaws
Aries: Child’s Play
Taurus: Nightmare on Elm Street
Gemini: Carrie
Cancer: Friday the 13th
Leo: The Shining
Virgo: Halloween
Libra: It
Scorpio: Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Sagittarius: Frankenstein
Capricorn: A Quiet Place